Literature
55 ways to annoy Lestat
Well, this is my first fan fiction here in D.A., and there are lots of english mistakes, so I'm sorry. Please, note me. I've published this fic in portuguese, and I am translating slowly. Thanks.
1. Cal he "leech";
2. Tell him that Nicki was gay;
3. Say that Gabrielle has fled because of his sarcasm;
4. Cut your finger, look at he and say "I'm sorry, but you cannot kiss";
5. Say all the time "Armand is better than you";
6. Tell him that Enkil shall chase him;
7. When he plays the piano, ask he to stop it because you "hate that noise";
8. Ask him to go to the beach;
9. Give wine to he and say that's blood;
10. And say "That's Claudia
